Life in Asheville: Launch Trampoline Park

It was a rainy summer day in Asheville, North Carolina, and my girls kept after me to take them to Launch Trampoline Park. Because one of the girls won a complimentary pass at the local high school basketball camp (Hot Shot Champion!) they’d been before with my mom and wife. This would be my first time to Launch. It’s located at 24 Walden Drive in Arden, North Carolina, south of Asheville on Highway 25 / Hendersonville Road.

We Made a Video Review Below

I checked online about how much tickets cost.  They have some online coupons that you can sign up for. The good thing about checking the website was I realized they have specific jump times. We decided to jump for an hour from 6:15 – 7:15. I think you could get by with 30 minutes for $8, but I recommend an hour’s time for $14. Any more than that would have been too much for my girls, ages eight and ten.

Launch Trampoline Park, Asheville

the line for the obstacle course

I didn’t buy myself a ticket, but once I got there I could see that I would have a good time, especially dunking on the basketball hoop and doing the obstacle course. However, I would have had to overcome the fact that at 45 years of age, I would have been the oldest person jumping by at least a decade.

 

navigating the obstalce course

Navigating the Obstacle Course

There were only a few small negatives to consider:

  • Maybe the $14 is just a bit expensive? I felt this way more before going than once I got there.
  • The line was pretty long for the obstacle course. I think they might be able to send the next person onto the course a little sooner.

 

Launch Trampoline Park, Asheville, North Carolina, Things to do, family, Life in Asheville, tourism

Whew, all this jumping is tiring!

Reasons we recommend Launch:

  • Very fun!
  • My youngest especially loved the dodge ball. The referee did a good job.
  • Great exercise
  • Super clean facility
  • Friendly Staff

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Armpit Travel and Beer Poems: Torg Stories Podcast with Editor Peter Gregutt

I met Peter Gregutt when he worked with me as an editor on a piece published in Asheville’s Mountain Xpress titled “How Christopher Mello Sows Peace and Community in his West Asheville Garden.” 

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When I learned Peter had climbed volcanoes in Guatemala, trekked the Himalayas, and spontaneously took a boat to Africa, I wanted to get him on the podcast. I was interested in his time in New York City studying English at Colombia, that he’d spent decades as an editor, and I admired his clever phrase Armpit Travel as a way to capture some of his experiences on the road.

Armpit Travel, Peter Gregutt, Travel, Mountain Xpress

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As a way into our conversation, I asked Peter to read from the introduction to his collection. Here it is:

 

My Slime, Your Dime, High Time

Some folks “travel” via flickering images that dance across the screen. Others prefer to plant their ample posterior on a cushy seat in plane or train or air-conditioned motor coach and watch the world pass by beyond the glass.

And then there are the Armpit Travelers, those intrepid souls who strive to sniff out places a less ardent sort might choose to skip entirely in favor of a visit to the proctologist’s office.

Guided only by their own nose or gut, these indefatigable wayfarers aim to see the world — to taste the motley pleasures of the road and touch the very essence of experience — while ducking the troublesome encumbrance of paying for it. (Inevitably, of course, one does pay, though perhaps in blood and suffering in lieu of legal tender.)

To some, the words “budget travel” evoke visions of bland, greasy food; filthy, flea-infested beds; bathing in frigid water thick with icky microbes; and long, arduous bus rides that seem to go from nowhere to nowhere else. But to the true Armpit Traveler, the rewards of the road don’t stop there.

Beyond thrift, beyond grit or grift, beyond sanity, even, there lies a further storied realm whose streets might well be paved with gold if only they were paved at all. And to those with ears to hear and a nose that isn’t overly particular, that unceasing siren song may ultimately prove as irresistible as the last unprepossessing-looking person who’s still lingering in the singles bar at 2 a.m., blurry but determined, and casting inflammatory glances your way…

No travel agent orchestrates the Armpit Path; no map can aptly delineate its putative treasures. No, it’s up to the self-annointed pilgrim to discern and pursue the elusive way, guided only by the kind of enigmatic inner prompting that drives the arctic tern on its annual pole-to-pole journey and makes lemmings take their fateful leap…

But to the curious, the damned, the misfit or the annelid, a hint or a whistle or a tissue of outright lies just might prove to be the fire that lights the fuse, the fire ant whose mordant mandible incites the sluggard’s reluctant posterior to forward motion…

And to any and all who thus succumb to the blandishments and ballyhoo presented in these pages, I bid you a hearty bon voyage, albeit tempered by the slippery wisdom of an old Scottish proverb: “What may be, may not be…”

Thanks for checking out this edition of the Torg Stories podcast!

Coming soon: French Broad Riverkeeper Hartwell Carson and Grail Moviehouse owners Steve and Davida

A Midwesterner Makes New York City Recommendations

I can hear the laughs of my native New York friends already. Torg is making recommendations. For New York City? Ha!  While I’m poking fun at myself, I will also share that in the first week I lived in here, I applied for a job to give bicycle tours of Manhattan. When the interviewer asked me if I was a long time New Yorker, I told him that I could read. Isn’t everyone a couple of books away from being a tour guide? Call me arrogant but also call me a believer in the power of reading. I can’t vouch for this bike rental place, but I can say that if you can get a bike and ride the path along the west side, you’ll have a great time.

I wrote my first draft of this post by accident as a response to a friend who wrote and asked me for New York “to do” suggestions. Additionally, I’m slated to serve as a guide for the Pulpwood Queens when they visit the Strand Book Store. I’d like to revise “tour guide” and make it “host.” I spent an entire afternoon browsing their shelves recently. After all, they have over 2.5 million books, including first editions of Huck Finn and a whopper of a J.K. Rowling collectible pictured below.

William Torgerson “New York City” “Book Expo America” “Things to Do” J.K. Rowling Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling’s The Tales of Beedle the Bard

I’m planning a more in-depth Strand post soon. You might want to check out New York Costumes just a block or two south of nearby Union Square. The costume shop is on Broadway and they’ve got multiple floors of curiosities.

Usually Lots Going on In The Way of Music and Booths at Union Square

 

The South Street Seaport is probably an obvious suggestion to some, but it wouldn’t have been to me before I moved here. Yes, it has a lot of shops and restaurants, but what’s best are the views of the Brooklyn Bridge, the water, and I suggest a sail around the tip of Manhattan. We did this when my mom came for a visit, and although we lost our precious baby doll Laura (she’s since been replaced) we all had a great time.

William Torgerson “New York City” Kids children “Book Expo America” “Things to Do”

A View from the South Street Seaport

There’s a TCKTS booth at the Seaport where you can get discounted tickets for broadway shows and the line there is much shorter than the one at the Times Square location. Plus, for those of you with kids, they have a great new playground. We like to eat at this nearby place called the Cowgirl SeaHorse. If the weather is beautiful, you might consider sitting to at one of the many places that offer outdoor seating. Since we see the views plenty, we opt for quality of food. At the Cowgirl, I always order the fish tacos.

As new New Yorkers (we’ll, it’s been five years now) we make use of the food blog called Grub Street. You can search by neighborhood and price.  I was pretty bummed out with the places I used to eat in New York when we just walked in to whatever was close. We used to pay a lot for crummy pizza and now we pay less for the good stuff. We have Grub Street to thank for that.

Let’s go down to the Chelsea area. I began to spend a lot of time in this neighborhood because the Apple Store on 14th Street offers lots of free classes. I’d take the train into Penn Station and while walking down to the store, I came across the Chelsea Market.

Inside the Chelsea Market

What’s best about this is the space that houses the “mall.” It is also connected to what is called the High Line, an elevated train track that has been transformed into a walking trail. The views of the city are great, there are a lot of interesting buildings to see, and there are plenty of places to take a rest, have a drink, and enjoy the view.

an oft photographed building on the Highline Trail

The Standard Hotel is also to the south of the Chelsea Market and right off the Highline. They’ve got a funky looking area out front of the hotel to hang out.I once attended a Book Expo America (BEA) party on the roof top, and although I haven’t eaten at the restaurant, I have hung out in the beer garden where you can also play table tennis.

The Beer Garden at the Standard Hotel

The whole area around the Chelsea Market is loaded with interesting stores, restaurants, and some of the streets are brick. Especially in the summer, there are often fashion or film folks doing their thing.

Get Ready for a Photo Shoot

I’m even going to offer a shopping suggestion. Us Torgs like the Century 21 Department Stores for their European designers at inexpensive prices. It’s where I discovered the brand Moods of Norway, which is about as close as I get to feeling connected to my Viking heritage. Sad, I know. The Manhattan Century 21 store is right across from the World Trade Center, and we don’t go there unless we can arrive soon after it opens. My girls aren’t very old and the crowds can be oppressive. If you do plan to visit the new WTC memorial, last I knew you had to reserve a time in advance.

I might break out my Moods pants again this year

I know it is silly for me to suggest that you wear comfortable shoes, but my wife and daughters do seem to be heeding this advice more than they used to. At least reading this, maybe you’ll throw a pair of sneakers into your luggage. I look forward to reading what long time New Yorkers have to say about my suggestions. Lucky for us, most of them are always ready with a critique and some suggestions of their own.

If you don’t heed my shoe advice, the Highline has you covered with cold water