Santaland Diaries, Our Elf Names, the Inspiration for Ferrell Elf movie, and Christmas in NYC

Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris, Our Elf Names, the Inspiration for the Ferrell Elf movie, and Christmas in NYC

Welcome to the Torg Stories Podcast! On this episode we discuss David Sedaris’s account of working as a Macy’s elf in what the store called Santaland. The story is David Sedaris’s account of two Christmas seasons he spent working as an elf at Macy’s Department Store in New York City.

Anne, have you been to New York or Macy’s for Christmas? I’m guessing you haven’t been to see Santa?

Sections to Read for Discussion:

  1. Read page 5 about Sedaris’s move to NYC. Anne, what were your expectations for the move to LA?
  2. p. 13 about Sedaris Elf name: his was Crumpet. Remember the SNL elves skit Alec Baldwin was Winter’s Breath. Anne, I had you as Sour Patch. It’s candy. Yay! It’s sour, a little like your enthusiasm for projects or outlook on a situation. For example, sour on motivational sayings or the Colts prospects. Megan said Dribbles for me, because of basketball, and I thought that worked.
  3. Keep reading the rest of p. 13 for an interaction with a customer.
  4. P. 21 pretty funny SatanLand section.
  5. P. 30. Some short diary snippets to read. LET’S TALK ABOUT A 7 DAY DIARY for next week’s podcast. Maybe we will suck at it but an interesting challenge. Fever Pitch was a fan diary. How many words can we manage? We can give ourselves one day where we fail to do it.
  6. Is p. 39 the only heart warming part of the story?
We Torgs have been to Macy’s SantaLand in NYC

Sedaris line that sparked my own memories:

  1. Everything about the cash register intimidates me. p. 7. I never got it right at the Queens golf course.

Information in the story:

  1. On a busy day, Twenty-two thousand people come to visit Santa. Looks like these days you need a reservation. Click here.
  2. Macy’s has two jail cells on the balcony floor and it apprehends three thousand shoplifters a year. p. 10. Here is a 2003 New York Times article about the jail cells.

What work stories could you write?

  1. I did write a Russell’s Old Trading Post story that appears in my collection Horseshoe.
  2. I did write a Queens Golf Course Story, and I can’t even remember if it was published. Racial tension. Police wanting free golf. Me messing up the register. Listening to Yankee games and eating take out.
  3. Tree trimming story – guy catching his chest hair and t shirt on fire in the tree, to a lesser degree going out to the house and having a big meal of deer
  4. Indiana Beach – the almost wreck, the water skiers and their groupies story
  5. Winamac Town Pool – romantic relationships, Michael Tank riding a bike off the diving board, Jim Price and I sent to scrub the diving boards in the rain while everyone else hung out in the concession stand.

Observations about people from Sedaris:

  1. All of us take pride and pleasure in the fact that we are unique, but I’m afraid that when all is said and done the police are right: it all comes down to fingerprints. (p. 33).
  2. Standing in a two-hour line makes people worry that they’re not living in a democratic nation. (p. 33). Atlantic article about how self checkout lines are longer than the regular lines.
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Sedaris’s story Santaland Diaries was included in the collection Holidays on Ice

Is Sedaris saying anything about the holiday or people?

  1. Pretty dark on parenting. The over engineering of the photos and the kids not even getting to talk. p. 31
  2. p. 43 Maybe reading the ending from last paragraph on p. 43 to the end.

The Christmas movie Elf with Will Ferrell partly inspired (re)writer and Director Jon Favreau. The elf name Crumpet appears in the Sedaris story and Favreau’s film. David’s sister Amy was also in the movie Elf. Click here to read more about it in Rolling Stone.

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Tweetsie Railroad is located on 321 between Boone and Blowing Rock North Carolina

Thanks for checking out this edition of the Torg Stories Podcast!

Alone in New York City

People often ask me what I do with all the time I have to myself in New York City.

I mostly live in Asheville, North Carolina with my wife and two daughters, but for about thirty-two weeks a year, I spend quite a bit of time in New York City where I teach First Year Writing Courses at St. John’s University. In NYC, I rent a 400 square foot studio apartment in Kew Gardens in the borough of Queens. The place is just a bit bigger than most of the hotel rooms in which I’ve stayed.

 

People–and these are often people who have a lot of daily family obligations–want to know what I do with all the time I have to myself. Well, for example, here’s what I did last Saturday:

 

Work / Write

For almost a decade, I was nearly an everyday writer. I’d do an hour or two first thing each morning and that work allowed me to complete a book-length manuscript each year. After all, even with some missed mornings at the writing desk, a page a day allowed me to write over three hundred pages a year. There’s much more to finishing a book than enough pages, but that schedule gave me a manuscript to work with.

Lately, I have not been an everyday writer, but instead I have wrote in binges. Because I’m gone so much during academic semesters, I feel guilty about holing up in my home office to write. I’m also often flying twice a week. This involves catching morning trains or driving about ninety miles from Asheville to Charlotte, and so writing first thing in the morning is often not an option. For the last year, I’ve been writing essays. This lets me take some days off and then spend many hours for a few days in a row to pump out drafts of essays. If I’m writing novel, I need to write everyday to keep my head in it. When I’m doing essays, it’s not so hard to start from the beginning the next time I have a few days in a row to binge work.

On this particular Saturday I’m telling you about, I spent the morning sending out essays (and one story) for consideration of publication.

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in the small studio apartment, naps are always a threat to writing goals

Exercise

At home in Asheville, I get up to see everyone off to school. Indy the dog needs walked. She needs to be told to be quiet when she barks at everyone who ever walks by our house. There are dishes in the washer to put away. Dry cleaning needs to be picked up. One of the cars needs an oil change. The grass needs cut. I think I’ll paint lines on the basketball court. I’ve got plans for a green-screen wall in the garage. You get the idea. You probably know what its like. There’s a lot that asks to be done everyday.

In New York, I often wake up with no obligations other than to answer email and read student work. The small studio is clean. I already washed the one dish and glass I used the night before. All that awaits are long hours at the writing desk, something every writer says they crave. I’ve learned that I can’t do much more than three hours straight at the desk. I can do more than one three hour stretch a day, but I need a break and usually my breaks are working out.

I run and lift weights. There’s a little gym in the basement of my building. I often go down there twice a day, once to lift and a second time to walk on the treadmill or ride the exercise bike and watch sports. I figure riding the bike and watching sports beats (at least long-term) drinking a beer and eating nachos in my studio while watching sports. You might be surprised what a great place Queens can be to run.

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this road in Forest Hills Park is closed to cars

 

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the pull up bar marks the halfway point of my regular run

Stand Up Comedy

I like comedy, and I think that’s because of the writing. I’m interested in what makes a story funny and the creative process that takes an idea and evolves it into something that a comedian performs. My favorite places for comedy are the Comedy Cellar and both locations of the Upright Citizens Brigade.

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the train rumbles right outside my studio apartment window, that’s the station just down the tracks

On this night, I took in a comedic double header. First, I saw Mike Birbiglia perform his “Thank God For Jokes” at the Lynn Redgrave Theater in the East Village. Mike’s act is heavily informed by his Catholic education. He says something like, “I did the program,” by which he means Catholic high school and college. Here’s a memorable line from Mike’s show:

Jesus was the original Bernie Sanders.

-Mike Birbiglia in “Thank God For Jokes”

Mike notes that Jesus, like Bernie, was a Jewish Socialist. Before this performance, my favorite stuff from Birbiglia was his film (available on Netflix at the time of this writing) Sleepwalk With Me. I thought the performance I saw was Mike’s best work yet, and I highly recommend the show.

To get to Manhattan, I took the Long Island Railroad to Penn Station. From there, I walked the two miles from the station to the East Village and the theater.

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there was plenty to see on the walk from Penn Station to the East Village

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Cooper Union (college of architecture, art, engineering)

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the banner out front of the Lynn Redgrave Theater 

Comedy Part II

The back half of my night of comedy was at the improv at the Upright Citizen Brigade’s East Village location. I saw a show called “What I Did For Love.” The troupe brings up an audience member for an interview on stage about their love life. Then the performance is based on information derived in the interview. The whole thing felt like a relative to my novel Love on the Big Screen and my enthusiasm for the decade of the eighties.

I feel at home with the people who attend shows at UCB. They feel like people who like to talk about making stuff, and they enjoy attending a performance where people make stuff on the fly. I’m especially interested in the structure that informs improv. I recently obtained The Upright Citizens Brigade Comedy Improvisation Manual. I think this summer will probably bring some improv exercises for the whole family in the living room.

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Out Front of UCB in the East Village 

The Saturday night I’ve described above is a bit uncommon for all of its late-night activity.  On most days in New York, (sorry to disappoint) I meet my teaching obligations, write, workout, write some more, workout again, and then I read or watch movies in the evening.

The not-so-great part about going into the city is either waiting for the train to take me back out to Queens or the long ride back on the subway that can take up to an hour. So I figured that while I was making the trip into Manhattan, I take in two of my favorite things about being in New York.

Thanks so much for checking in on the site and reading my post. It’s fun to make stuff, but it’s also fun to have a few readers. I appreciate you!

Christmas Eve

We spent a fair amount of the day making a Christmas Spectacular video for family without realizing that we (by which I mean “I”) had the mic on the wrong setting. No sound!  We re-recorded the opening and maybe we’ll have enough energy to finish it tomorrow. I hope you had a good day!

Christmas, New York, Rockefeller Center

the angels at Rockefeller Center

ginger cookies for Santa

Christmas, icicles, Fendi, New York City

“icicles” on the Fendi store in New York

So glad my sister Anne made the trip from L.A.

Merry Christmas!

Two Days Until Christmas

Sharing a Few Holiday Moments from Our Family

big sister and the tapemaster team up to wrap their mom’s present

Mayans, end-of-the-world, New York City, Christmas, party

 Was anyone even a little bit nervous about the Mayan Prophecy?

these panels swung in the window at Macy’s in New York

Happy Holidays from Our Family to Yours!

3 Days Until Christmas

Rockefeller Center Christmas

My Sister Anne Come to town for Christmas

urinal, ice, New York City

Faced With This, I Wasn’t Sure What to Do

Happy Holidays to You!